I am on team WHY DOES LARRY EVEN EXIST YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON JASON BIGGS BUT UGH GO AWAY LARRY.
Really difficult to pick a favorite character. Sophia, Suzanne, and Taystee are all amazing characters. You know how sometimes a TV show will have an ensemble cast and then they’ll spin it off and one of the characters will get their own show? Like Friends spun off Joey?
EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER on OITNB could be at the center of their own show. I would watch the Red show, or the Taystee and Poussey Show (can’t imagine them without each other), or the Nicky show, or the Gloria show, and so on.
I would even watch the Pennsatucky show! That is the genius of OITNB to me. It’s telling such fresh, unheard stories and the performances are so incredible that EVERY SINGLE STORY is compelling.
Well, except for you, Larry.
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
like, the last time your parents ever picked you up. when they put you down after that, they never picked you up again. probably because you were too heavy. Children get heavy.