fishingboatproceeds

Anonymous asked:

John, who is your favourite character in Orange Is The New Black and why? Also, what do you think of Larry? :-) xo

fishingboatproceeds answered:

I am on team WHY DOES LARRY EVEN EXIST YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON JASON BIGGS BUT UGH GO AWAY LARRY.

Really difficult to pick a favorite character. Sophia, Suzanne, and Taystee are all amazing characters. You know how sometimes a TV show will have an ensemble cast and then they’ll spin it off and one of the characters will get their own show? Like Friends spun off Joey?

EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER on OITNB could be at the center of their own show. I would watch the Red show, or the Taystee and Poussey Show (can’t imagine them without each other), or the Nicky show, or the Gloria show, and so on.

I would even watch the Pennsatucky show! That is the genius of OITNB to me. It’s telling such fresh, unheard stories and the performances are so incredible that EVERY SINGLE STORY is compelling.

Well, except for you, Larry.

gnarly
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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.